we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
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dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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