I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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