11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
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