So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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