i can't believe i had my finger in that
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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