WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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