Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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