Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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