I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
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If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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