i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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