I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
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