We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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