Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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