How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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