was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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