Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I have grass duct taped all over my body
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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