just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I have already put on my inside pants.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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