I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
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