I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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