Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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