After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
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DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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