Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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