my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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