guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
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Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.