Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
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You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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