i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.