is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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