So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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