Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
you win again, gameday.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I don't deserve a penis
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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