What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
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