I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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