So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
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If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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