I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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