Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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