I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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