belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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