Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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