She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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