can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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