thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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