if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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