Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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