Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
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I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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