talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
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