I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
this beer tastes like vomit already
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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