He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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