I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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