everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
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