Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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