I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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