IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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