I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
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