Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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