TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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