No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Can I color on your dick again?
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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