at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Randomize
