My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
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