People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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