bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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